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Despite being famous, bodies are just human organisms. For normal people, we generally just end up in a coffin somewhere or burnt to a crisp cremated! Not for these famous people. Here are 5 famous corpses that have ended up in totally random places.

Parts of the body that strangely focus on celebrities

Napoleon’s Penis Has Been Under Some Blokes Bed In New Jersey For Decades

We wonder what Napoleon Bonaparte wanted his legacy to be. Did he want to be remembered most for his social reforms? His military victories? His daring taste in hats? Whatever the case, he probably didn’t expect that his manhood would be remembered for being the butt of every small penis joke for centuries.

When Napoleon died in exile on St. Helena island, his doctor decided that at least a part of his Emperor should return home. So when the British weren’t looking, he removed what was presumably the easiest organ to quickly scalpel off: the penis. He then handed the thing over to a priest to smuggle back to Corsica. On his return, the priest quickly died in a blood feud (or as Corsicans call it, “natural causes”), but his family took hold of the penis (tee-hee) until 1916, when a British collector got his hands on it. A few years later, the penis slipped across the ocean, finding itself exposed in the Pennsylvanian Museum of French Art. And no matter how boastful you can be, none of us can ever claim their penis belongs in an art museum.

Not that the exposure did Napoleon’s penis any favours. A 100-year-old dick dried out in the Corsican air is not a penis at its prime. Audiences roundly mocked the tiny penis, which would have given any man a Napoleon complex. It was called a “piece of leather,” a “piece of jerky,” or even a “shrivelled eel.” Even Time had a go, calling it a “maltreated strip of a buckskin shoelace.” That’s a rough review.

Einstein’s Eyes Ended up in a Safety Deposit Box In New Jersey

Safety boxes are normally places where you store expensive jewellery or deep dark secrets that you don’t want anyone to find out. Not the eyes of one of the most famous physicians of all time.

Before his death, Albert Einstein stated that he wished for his entire body to be cremated and scattered so that nerds couldn’t use his grave as a shrine — they have more important things to do. But for having been such a genius, he didn’t foresee the lack of agency a corpse has when in the same room as a man with a scalpel.

Because a brain like Einstein’s is a terrible thing to waste, pathologist Thomas Stoltz Harvey removed his brain without permission, reasoning that future people could unlock what made him so smart. But while the wacky adventures of Einstein’s brain have already been thoroughly logged, people tend to forget that that wasn’t all that Harvey harvested. He also plucked the physicist’s eyes right out of his head. Why? As a party favour for a colleague, of course.

Einstein’s eyes were gifted to Dr Henry Abrams, the physicist’s former family physician and eye doctor. It was, in fact, Einstein who had convinced Abrams to become an ophthalmologist in the first place, and the pair had grown quite close. Abrams wanted to keep the eyes of the man who nurtured his career was only natural … if you accept that all doctors are potential serial killers with a support system. Abrams later said: “Having his eyes means the professor’s life has not ended. A part of him is still with me.” His eyes, to be specific.

Little is known about the fate of the eyes, besides that they are safely bobbing around in formaldehyde somewhere inside a New Jerseyan bank vault. Rumors once floated that none other than Michael Jackson offered Abrams $5 million to obtain the peepers. All Abrams wanted was to be left alone. For a man who kept Albert Einstein’s eyes in a jar, the good doctor hated the attention of the media, which he called “sleazy” for being interested in a man who kept Albert Einstein’s eyes in a jar. To Abrams, Einstein’s eyes were a private and intimate affair. “When you look into his eyes, you’re looking into the beauties and mysteries of the world,” he said in a way that makes us suspect that he has done so many, many times.

Richard III Was Dug Up From A Parking Lot

Richard III might not have been an important English King, but he was a divisive one. Some say that he was an evil hunchback who killed little princes in towers and hanged peasants just for smiling in his general direction. Others say he was a good man with a bad back who was a champion of the common man and an enemy of the people who got to write history books (and overly long plays). But there was one thing everyone could agree on: Nobody knew where he was. That was, until 2013, when the king was found six feet underneath a Citroen C5.

Only two years into his reign, King Richard III fell during the Battle of Bosworth in 1485 and refused to get up. As befits a king whom no one wanted to be king, he was hurriedly buried in a sloppy grave beneath a church in Leicester. There he remained, even when the church didn’t. In 1538, the buildings were demolished. Since no one gave a hoot about a Plantagenet after the Tudors took over, his grave was simply paved over until, several centuries later, Richard was believed to be somewhere underneath a county council parking lot. Maybe. Who cared? Which city wouldn’t dweller pour cement over a king to get easy parking on a weekday?

Then, in 2012, the city declared it was going to search for Richard’s corpse. After several months of excavating, archaeologists uncovered a skeleton bearing the same signs of scoliosis that Richard was infamous for having. After finding a Canadian furniture salesman whose ancestor was Richard’s sister, a proper DNA test could be done, which identified the body’s Plantagenet blood “beyond a reasonable doubt” — a revelation that must have turned a group of brilliant historians into the crowd at a Maury taping.

However, some historians have critiqued the discovery. They are claiming the tests are inconclusive, as Richard’s grandmother had so many children that the Plantagenet DNA spread through the nobility like cold sores. So the corpse is not necessarily Richard III, but perhaps someone sharing his DNA, which in 15th-century England was basically anyone important enough not to be buried in a dung pit.

Sadly, we might truly never know which Plantagenet took a knife in the butt.

Josef Mengele’s Bones Are Being Used By Medical Students

Usually, when you have a bag of monster bones, you turn them into your local wizard for some gold. But what do you do the remains of someone so despicable that no one wants to even poke their corpse with a ten-foot stick? You desecrate it in the worst way possible: by having a bunch of med school freshmen mess around with it.

For over 30 years, the ragged bones of Nazi doctor Josef Mengele were kept in a blue bag in the back of the Sao Paulo’s Legal Medical Institute. No one wished to claim the bones, and if not even your family wants to take the time to accept a FedEx package with your earthly remains in it, you know you messed up.

Dr Daniel Munoz, the forensic pathologist who led the team that had dug up and identified the remains, felt his discovery was going to waste rattling around on a dusty shelf. But what do you do with a bunch of bones from a madman? Throw them into the ocean? Make an Eldritch xylophone which can summon a lesser demon? Dr Munoz, now the head of the legal medicine department at the University of Sao Paulo, had more poetic justice in mind: Use the remains of a man infamous for experimenting on Holocaust victims to do a little experimenting of his own.

In 2016, Munoz convinced the Institute to let him take possession of the bones and use them in his classroom. He reasoned that letting his medical students analyze Mengele’s bones was a unique forensic challenge, with so much of his life shrouded in mystery. An astute student might trace his fractured pelvis back to a motorcycle accident in Auschwitz, but can they figure out that he had a hole in his nose from untreated sinusitis? Or cuts on his teeth from razor blade surgery? Or a worn elbow from throwing so many babies off roofs? The mad egg.

But lecturers at the university hope that Mengele can teach these would-be doctors another valuable lesson: one of the ethics. Perhaps by holding the skull of the evilest doctor to have ever lived in their hands, they are reminded how even “physicians, psychiatrists and other leading scientists were in the service of the Reich, lending their knowledge to exclude the ethnic groups classified as belonging to inferior races,” said one professor. A noble effort, though probably wasted on a bunch of 22-year-olds on roughly three hours of sleep a day.

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