Study: Kids Who Go To Metal Shows Turn Out Better Than Your Annoying Honor Student

 
Related

A colorado hospital needs volunteers to cuddle opioid-addicted babies

Wonderful news
520 points

A light of hope: Advancing precision medicine in colorectal cancer

Wonderful news
294 points



Most recent

Estatinas, su consumo en crisis: ¿Deberían todos tomar estatinas o mejor dejarlas para siempre?

NOTICIAS-ETF
14 points

¡ Kayata gun (¡ Alto el fuego ¡) ¡

Juan Cantalatabla
34 points

Nueces: Una gran fuente de salud

NOTICIAS-ETF
92 points

No podemos proteger un tirano que se ha manchado de sangre las manos, Raymundo Lopeztiana

Secretaría General
24 points

Ma plus belle histoire d amour

El diario de Enrique
10 points

Llega Ortro, la nueva variante del covid que se propaga rápidamente por España

NOTICIAS-ETF
14 points

Mundos soñados y mundos reales

El diario de Enrique
8 points

Hética o ética

El diario de Enrique
14 points

¿Está el alcohol matando a nuestros jóvenes? ¿estamos mirando para otro lado?

NOTICIAS-ETF
102 points

Con un soplo vino el viento ... y el cuento

El diario de Enrique
14 points
SHARE
TWEET
"Parents who introduce their children to heavy metal and take them to shows are more likely to turn out as likable, productive members of society — a new study revealed.

Study: Kids Who Go To Metal Shows Turn Out Better Than Your Annoying Honor Student

Dr. Kevin M. Amell spent more than four years studying children who are exposed to heavy metal as opposed to kids who aren’t and found those who listened to metal to be “much cooler”.

To the contrary, parents who pushed their children to perform better academically were mostly found to be “pretentious little sh*ts”, according to the study.

“The likability factor definitely came into play. The metal kids were way cooler, dressed better, and communicated better than the high and mighty honor students I spoke with.” Dr. Amell said — who was sporting his new Amon Amarth shirt.

Jimmy Miller, an honor student from Madison, Wisconsin described his hobbies as “playing Xbox, playing soccer,” and “drawing”. Apart from playing Xbox, Dr. Amell found the hobbies to be incredibly boring.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, 11 year old Taylor Stevens is a huge Slipknot fan and enjoys “playing guitar, moshing,” and “headbanging”, something described as “infinitely cooler” by those conducting the scientific study.

Ultimately, the metalhead kids turned out to be much better at conversing with other kids and far more creative. The parents were found to spend more quality time with their children and shared common interests, aside from the “sh*tty soccer moms who use sports as daycare” the case study revealed.

This is good news for heavy metal! We have all seen kids rocking out at metal shows having the time of their lives, but now we know they could very well be the future leaders of America".

Wonderful!! Share this!!

Fuente: heaviermetal.net
SHARE
TWEET
To comment you must log in with your account or sign up!
Featured content